Fande ka Fanda

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Man's commonest fault is not knowing what he doesn't know.

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.


Why in a country of free speech, why are there 'phone bills?

If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

The only thing constant in life, is change.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath